heart:

imagine if humans didn’t have knees and couldn’t kneel down to pick things up so we always had to stick our butts in peoples faces

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

stability:

i want to be as happy as this dog

stability:

i want to be as happy as this dog

carrot-fanfics:

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage

greatjaggi:

Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s cold

Me:

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bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

backboobs:

when the bae texts u first <333

backboobs:

when the bae texts u first <333

heart:

my sleep schedule is actually so bad I need to stop

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

pleatedjeans:

via